Your friendly neigborhood zombie

24 years old

Portland, OR

Male

About

For now, all you need to know is that I am actually a cleverly disguised canned yam sent by dinosaurs from the future to impregnate and infiltrate the human genome......
Besides, are you REALLY that interested to read some long winded description of myself from my own biased somewhat skewed perspective?
I have standards, ambition, and place a high value on logic, knowledge(both concrete and abstract/esoteric), and common sense seems like something that should be required for living. I believe humor is essential to a happy life, as well as a certain measure of humility and the ability to see things from more than just your own perspective. I believe in self developed morals that don't necessarily conform to the generally accepted standard. I believe one should look to the things that bring them the most satisfaction in life to find out who they really are, and that being cool should not be that thing. I'm trying to enjoy my life while I have it and step on as few undeserving people in the process as possible, though I wouldn't mind turning a few racists, rapists, and people who exploit the innocent and weak into permanent quadriplegics at the very least. Thats the basics for you.

I don't need internet friends, and for the most part, I dont have any need for casual aquaintances or stagnant people who lack depth. Although most people who like to think, and have good/logical intentions tend to have what I'd equate to "depth" from my perspective. Many people seem to think depth is something that requires sophistication or complexity. Message me with something articulate, and I'll likely respond if I think we have something in common.