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A story by our friend Michael Taft:

Wolfy and the Giant Wheel of Cheese: Chapter 1

Once upon a time a giant wheel of cheese went rolling through a city and killed many people. The city was called Indianapolis, and in it lived a dangerous cheese maniac named Greg Johnson. But no one called him that, they all called him by his alias Wolfy

Under that alias, he had infiltrated a local church system and used his piano talent to make many friends at the church.  So when the giant wheel of cheese came rolling through the city, he grabbed his emergency pack which contained 1 bottle of his favorite wine, a box of Godiva chocolates, and his best cheese cutter and he ran out the door after it.

As he ran through the streets chasing after the wheel of cheese his henchmen, Josh and Matt, joined him and together they arrived at the highway that the cheese wheel was rolling down.  So Wolfy stuck out his thumb, in the hitchhiker way, and when a car stopped Matt threw the driver out of the car and Josh, Matt, and Wolfy jumped in the car.

While Wolfy sat in the back seat of the car with his mouth foaming because of the thoughts of the giant cheese wheel, Josh and Matt were discussing how to store the cheese, but finally they realized that within three hours of reaching the wheel Wolfy would have finished it.