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36 Reasons To Be Happy To Be Turning 36 Years Old

post a comment | posted May 29

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

So, I'm turning 36 this Sunday, and as the years methodically pump by I find that its increasingly easier to find fault with life, people, things -- everything. And I know that 36 isn't "old", but its the oldest I've ever been. So, to prove I'm not...

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Life's been good to me so far

post a comment | posted May 21

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

We had a great weekend in Tennessee this following weekend ... friends, food, great, go-karts (getting kicked out of said go-karts) and just general hanging out with 40 or so of our fellow church friends (and their kids). One thing I did not expect...

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The little experiment is over

post a comment | posted May 21

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

So, my attempt at stopping the spam comments worked -- unfortunately it also appears to have halted the vast majority of ALL comments (including my own). Sadly there isn't much one can do to really stop a spammer if they intend to spam. I've tried ...

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Distractions: The one where I try to get back into the habit of working hard instead of hardly working OR how to use cliches

post a comment | posted May 19

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

Being a person with a very hard time remembering things (thankfully, I have the excuse of having a diagnosed condition), but Brad Williams remembers EVERYTHING (one of only 3 people -- known -- to have this ability).
I'm a HUGE sucker for fact list...

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To Someone Who Believes In Me

post a comment | posted May 19

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

Only God can see my tears of thankfulness for the gift given to me by a nameless family who signed their name: "from someone who believes in you" - someone who wished to remain faceless....someone who will be blessed by God for their act of sacrifi...

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The one where I rant about how "vacations" are really just like being at home in a strange place

post a comment | posted May 14

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

We're about to embark on a little trip to Pigeon Forge Tennessee with some of our church friends -- do some hiking, playing games, relaxing and socializing. The difficultly about ANY vacation (when your kids come) is that you, as a parent, aren't r...

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Get a house for $100

post a comment | posted May 12

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

Fellow beard-grower James Mathias has a new job, in a new town; but a large problem. The economy has tanked and his house is worth less than what he owes. Rather than wait around and take a hit, he's taken action -- by using the internet and a cont...

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Distractions: The One Where I Have Links to Videos and Lists and Blah (As Always, Because You Make Jesus Cry)

post a comment | posted May 9

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus


So disturbing (yet, I have to keep looking) -- ManBabies
Picasso's Guernica in 3D (very slow site but entirely worth the wait)
Want to play a game? Try out Pig Blaster -- contains copious amounts of flatulence
Amazing people who miraculously cheat...

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The One Where We Tell You How This Whole Debt Crap Is Going And How It All Happened (And It's REALLY Long And I Apologize)

post a comment | posted May 9

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

Its been well over a month since Sonya and I looked up from the hole we had dug ourselves, found some help and started to claw our way out toward greener pastures (basically, the debt we accumulated had to be dealt with, and we knew we couldn't do ...

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Because I couldn't MAKE this stuff up (while bludgeoned on the head with a sock of quarters and held underwater with electric eels biting my nipples)

post a comment | posted May 8

Originally posted at Armstrong Family Circus

Never heard of the hit sitcom "Heil Honey, I'm Home" -- you're most likely not alone. Just one episode of the "parody" show aired (and its not hard to see why). This seems more like a horrible (horrible horrible) skit from SNL or a Family Guy bit, ...

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