VIRB

I don't believe in love at first sight, no
Then we made love the first night, so
I tried to spawn a smile the next morning
But yawned to myself, "aahh, she's so boring"
Come on lady make it hard for me
I mean my boulevards hard
But you's an easy street, sheesh!
She said she was a dairy Queen
Why buy the milk when she Pawns it free?
That's just me though, probably my Leo ego
Getting the best of me yo
She gave me her soul, so neo
I just rocked and rolled her, so Beatle
I had the Jones, but it was all for lust
She was falling in love
So I helped her up, shucks
Just cause you gave it up the first night
I guess I'm supposed to turn around
And make you my first wife?

I know it's hypocritical
I want it, then you give it
And I get so critical
But your pitfall was pitiful
Three seconds in the hole
No pivot
You just gave it up, so
Did nobody ever tell you?
You want a man to buy into
You gotta sell you
Did the samebody tell you?
Don't sell yourself too hard
That's for prostitutes
You gave me credit with no Visa
When you gave your panties up
Now you tryna raise the fees up
I know that's not you at my door
With a pre-nup?
Twas just ass
Matter fact
It was just brass
Pawnshop, no museum
I'm just saying before you gave it up, right
You should first found out
If I had a first wife...