Recent Blog Posts
congratulations to me, I went all month on only one tank of gas!!
post a comment | posted May 31
Not going on the freeway is the main difference, it is shorter in town and I no longer fear the loss of my life from speeding pendejos! this time last year when I started driving only town streets the geniuses at the University laughed in my face. ...
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
Thank you drive thru
post a comment | posted Apr 17
I am squinting with one eye as I do this. why? bc I want my aim to be true, right into the hearts of my fellow Americans. I do not think this is relevant to my utterly fab European or Australian friends (note to self: make more friends from Asia, Africa, and the Polar caps).