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About
~ Reads on at LEAST a 4th grade level
~ Total smart-ass
~ Thinks morning people should be slowly tortured
~ Not-so-closeted-geek, with elements of dork thrown in for flavor
~I'm goofy to the point of not taking much in life seriously
~ Smiles more than what is probably considered 'healthy'
~ Believes 140MPH should be a legal speed for a select group, of which I'd be a member
~ Spends many a weekend night on XBOX360 or PS3 (Gamecube/Wii Suck!)
I'm a Graphic Designer. I'm always down for whatever. I'll pretty much try anything once...as long as its not uber gross lol. I believe in being honest with anyone and everyone. I'm a very driven, passionate person. I give my time to those who need it whenever I can. I ask many questions as I try to deconstruct the world. I work/teach web design at Las Positas and do Freelance design for my own personal clients. I primarily do web design but I also do print design. And you can slap me for the large animated GIF in the background if you like. I was bored one day while sick :P
Disclaimer: I am gay so straight girls, please don't message me, hit on me, and then be dismayed when I say that I suck cock lol :P And what the HELL is with those annoying spam freind requests from sluts?!
Legal Notice: I am worth $2,660,266 on HumanForSale.com Better start saving your pennies!
Check out my blog- blog.Trovis-DESIGNS.com
Just click the big image below! Yes it is external so you'll get a stupid warning and no it is not a hazardous link.
The Big Screen ::
Fifth Element, Run Lola Run, Memento, Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Ring, Ringu, Resident Evil, Matrix Trilogy, Chocolat, Akira, Ghost in the shell, American Beauty, American History X, Fight Club, Leaving Las Vegas, Requim for a dream, Amelie, Bowling for Columbine, Pirates of the Carribean, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Birdcage, High Anxiety, Fairly Oddparents, Shrek, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Finding Nemo, Contact, American Splendor, Tank Girl, Thouroughly Modern Millie, Series 7, Victor Victoria, Lion King, Aladin, Return of Jafar, Billy's First Hollywood Screen Kiss, Blazing Sadles, High Anxiety, Young Frankenstein, The Producers, Spaceballs, Sideways, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, beetlejuice, Silent Hill, The Incredibles, The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galxy, Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Eva, all of the Dragon Ball Z movies(fan-subbed japenese movies bought on internet 7 years ago baby!)
Bands ::
Maroon 5, Queen, Blink 182, Aqua, Simple Plan, NHOI(Never Heard Of It), Less Than Jake, Goo Goo Dolls, Black Eyed Peas, Anastacia, Basement Jaxx, My Chemical Romance, Ella Fitzgerald, DJ Sammy, Timo Maas, Hybrid, Eve 6, Splashdown, SR-71, Sum 41, Evenessence, Pink Floyd, Puretone, Coldplay, The Urge, Van Morrison, Del Castillo, Pink, No Dobut, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, XM radio! That's a wierd combination I know.
Boob Tube ::
Family Guy, Simpsons, Will & Grace, Conan O'Brian, Kid Notorius, South Park, Outer limits, History Channel, Stargate SG-1, The new Battlestar Galaticta!!, Dragon Ball Z, Full Metal Alchemist, Neon Genesis Evangelion, American Chopper, Monster House, Saturday Night Live, Angry Beavers, Sponge Bob, Slayers, Ruin Explorers, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040, Samuri Jack, Robotech Series, Gundamwing, Avatar: the last air bender, Cyborg 009, Fairly Oddparents, FLCL, Tenchi Muyo!, Outlaw Star, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D, Tye of Trading Spaces mmmm.
Printed Media
All works of Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, Jurassic Park, Hot Zone, Andromeda Strain, Timeline, Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons, Lies and the Lying liars Who Tell Them, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot, Homer's Iliad, Being and Time (Damn you Heidegger!!!), Ethics Without God, Dude Where's My Country, Why I am not a Christian, Elegant Universe, Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Allegory of the cave, Plato's Republic, Deception Point.
Activities
I love working out, wakeboarding, hiking, camping, tv, movies, computers, video games, anime.