2 comments | posted Apr 16
there has GOT to be something wrong with me. I'm just not normal, damnit.
post a comment | posted Apr 3
The tale of my struggles yesterday with Avenir, which will sound like Charlie Brown's teacher to anyone a.) not a fiction writer using Avenir and b.) whose name is Jennifer.
2 comments | posted Mar 31
It's really too bad more people can't be zealous about apathy.
2 comments | posted Mar 28
How do the viruses KNOW when 24 hours have passed? Do they wear watches??
1 comment | posted Mar 27
Into one medium sized skull, place scattered thoughts and ideas, then stir in generous amounts of story ideas and snippets of recently read material. Simmer. Add things you should have said, followed by things you shouldn't have said, and then things that you will say if the situation should arise again. Bring to a boil. Mix in some hopes and future plans, spice with a generous pinch of stress and misery, and stir vigorously until your head is spinning. Then try to get some sleep.
1 comment | posted Mar 25
In the grand scheme of things, what's one more social networking membership?