This Is Serious Mum

23 years old

Melbourne, Australia

Male

ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL

LAFEU.
'Twas a good lady, 'twas a good lady. We may pick a thousand sallets ere we light on such another herb.
CLOWN.
Indeed, sir, she was the sweet-marjoram of the sallet, or, rather, the herb of grace.
LAFEU.
They are not sallet-herbs, you knave; they are nose-herbs.
CLOWN.
I am no great Nebuchadnezzar, sir; I have not much skill in grass.
LAFEU.
Whether dost thou profess thyself-a knave or a fool?
CLOWN.
A fool, sir, at a woman's service, and a knave at a man's.
LAFEU.
Your distinction?
CLOWN.
I would cozen the man of his wife, and do his service.
LAFEU.
So you were a knave at his service, indeed.
CLOWN.
And I would give his wife my bauble, sir, to do her service.
LAFEU.
I will subscribe for thee; thou art both knave and fool.
CLOWN.
At your service.
LAFEU.
No, no, no.
CLOWN.
Why, sir, if I cannot serve you, I can serve as great a prince as you are.
LAFEU.
Who's that? A Frenchman?
CLOWN.
Faith, sir, 'a has an English name; but his fisnomy is more hotter in France than there.
LAFEU.
What prince is that?
CLOWN.
The Black Prince, sir; alias, the Prince of Darkness; alias, the devil.