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Sum id quod sum
I can move my eyebrows independently. I can also roll my tongue. Clearly, I am the next step in human evolution. I enjoy cold weather. Hot weather makes me cranky. I drink a lot of coffee and smoke too much. My favorite food is the sandwich. Foods that I would never normally eat, if placed between two slices of bread, become instantly palatable. I use big words, even when I'm not sure what they mean. For 22 years, I thought I was uncircumcized. I'm not. I have three ancestors who signed the Declaration of Independence, but you've never heard of them. My grandfather was a family physician, a general practitioner. When he retired, he worked shifts in the ER. He was an amateur geologist, paleontologist and astronomer. He was a Civil War Historian, and wrote a book about field artillery. It's probably in your school's library.
Movies
Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Unbreakable, Iron Giant, Star Wars, Signs, Lord of the Rings, Evil Deads, Gilliam, Spielberg, Ridley Scott, Shyamalan, Raimi
Music
Alchemilla, Queen, Jethro Tull, Metallica, AC/DC, KMFDM, Megadeth, Pantera, The Chieftains, Royal Crown Revue, Nine Inch Nails, They Might Be Giants, Ray Charles, Dr John, Tom Waits, Isaac Hayes, Spacehog, The Darkness, Beck, Stevie Wonder, Rasputina, Frank Zappa, Black Sabbath, Ween, The White Stripes
Television
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Space Ghost C2C, Harvey Birdman, Jon Stewart, Conan O'Brien, Dave Chappelle, Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Bottom, Father Ted, Fawlty Towers, Jeeves & Wooster, Red Dwarf, Quantum Leap, G vs E, Arrested Development, The Tick, Wonderfalls, Firefly, Buffy