1. Martin Van Ruin!
2. You should've worn an overcoat, William Henry Harrison.
3. What do you do, John Tyler? / A President Without A Party
4. Dance, James K. Polk. Dance!
5. Zachary Taylor (as told by his horse, Old Whitey)
6. What a compromising situation, Millard Fillmore.
7. Where did all the Whigs go?