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im susan.
i hate wheaton
but i love America.
i want to move to chicago or LA or NYC because i love citys.
im catholic
but i hate it.
im probably going to hell.
i love music
mostly alternative
and some rap.
without comedy central i would die.
i love action movies and romantic comedies
and reading is fun except when i have to.
my friends are amazing.
i hate school.
i want to be in the army
because i love my country
and i would die for it.
i love the color orange.
aaand thats about it i guess

.:♥buddies!:.♥ - see all 22

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.:♥fav quotes♥:.

"A tire...hit her in the face.' 'Well what was she doing putting her face near tires?" "No, this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary. This tire wasn't fucking around, as we like to say."
-Dane Cook

I don't like being in a PERFECT SQUARE when I SHIT. BAM! Good BROKEN! I LIKE THAT.
-Dane Cook

I believe in America....I believe it exists.
-Stephen Colbert

Somebody pinch me. No, that wouldn't work; I'm a pretty sound sleeper. Somebody shoot me in the face.
-Stephen Colbert

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
-Carlos Mencia

Judge Carlos Rules in favor of Sea World and orders the records to be sealed. Because I don't even want to THINK about what he was doing in Shamu's pen. The Whale probably killed him in Self Defense. HEY! (With a finger over his lips sounding Aquatic) NO MEANS NO!!!!!!!
-Carlos Mencia

Why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?
-Homer (the simpsons)

Look at me! I'm Peter Pantsless!
-Homer

Somewhat satisfied? well maybe ill just somewhat find your daughter
-cheif wiggum (the simpsons)

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.:♥Movies♥:.

Jackass Number Two, 8 Mile, Scarface, Crank, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

.:♥Music♥:.

Fort Minor, Linkin Park, Eminem, Insane Clown Posse, The Used, Cartel, Rise Against, System of a Down, Turbonegro, Better Than Ezra, Arctic Monkeys

.:♥Television♥:.

The Dead Zone, Jackass, South Park, Family Guy, Crossing Jordan, The 4400, House, Scrubs, The Colbert Report

.:♥Books♥:.

Just In Case, The Catcher In The Rye, The Schwa Was Here, If He Hollers, Feed, Under a War Torn Sky

.:♥recent songs♥:. - see all

• Adam And Andrew - Living With Hitler
• Weezer - Perfect Situation
• Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize
• Justin Timberlake - Dick in a Box
• Weezer - Pardon Me

.:♥top artists♥:. - see all

• blink-182 - 33
• Bloodhound Gang - 31
• Justin Timberlake - 18

.:♥top songs♥:. - see all

• Adam's Song - Blink-182 & Roger Joseph Manning Jr. - 16
• When Your Heart Stops Beating - +44 - 9
• Lose You Tonight - H.I.M. (His Infernal Majesty) - 9

.:♥top albums♥:. - see all

• Blink-182 & Roger Joseph Manning Jr. - Blink-182: Greatest Hits - 38
• Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for Boobies - 19
• +44 - When Your Heart Stops Beating - 13

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