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Ralph Dagza is a member of the Y Generation, a group born and raised in the time of the Ninja Turtles and cassette tapes, who now live in the age of Desperate Housewives, Sidekicks and screamo bands. He can conveniently carry 5,000 songs in his pocket. Ralph Dagza has also been thought to be the "spark" of the future to come.
Hi! I'm 20 years old. I'm a designer, I'm enlisted in the Air Force and I have a blog called Ralph dot FM, (http://ralph.fm) I talk about random stuff. I love bunnies, panda bears and talking in the third person as well.
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Ralph Dagza owns three towns in Alaska and two baby seal grounds in Canada, he's also the fastest baby seal clubber, and he can club 342 baby seals in 1 minute. Since there are no golf courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
I also provide rentals of tables, chairs, popcorn machine, slaves, water slides, clowns, pinatas & much more!
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The intelligent thing to do with your stimulus check is to save it. But I guess if you're following the crowd and goin' mainstream on me, that eliminates my suggestion from happening.
posted May 8
I thought about you again when watching a movie. Shortbus. It was basically like harcore pornography and buttloads of orgies. You need to stop getting into my mind at such highly sexual cinematic moments---it's a tad awkward. But yeah, go watch the movie! and then watch Teeth.
posted Apr 2
Connecticut originally. Now I'm in the South. Yeehaww!!
posted Mar 30
"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov) Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany! Feel free to download my music, dear Ralph!!
posted Mar 19
Hey! I'll be in town while you are down here...i can't drink around the world with ya because i spent most of my money at Langerado...but we can drink in Fort Myers...or...rather...Naples since that is where I live now Hit me up playa once you get into town
posted Mar 10
ralph dagza. only you would leave a comment on your own profile.
posted Feb 27
well chicken nuggets don't love you!
posted Feb 26
Hey guys, I'll be in FL from March 11-19...... Been busy lately, just check out my blog http://ralph.fm for more updates
posted Feb 13
did i not talk to you yesterday for like three minutes? i know you're alive. oh and let's not forget your random twitters i get sent to my phone. I think you should set aside "awesome lauren time", you know, because in my spare time since not talking with you often, I have resorted to drugs and excessive alcohol consumption-- no joke.
posted Feb 10
Smart ass. :)
posted Feb 10
haha i have no idea
posted Jan 26
Hi Ralph. Thanks for the request. Hope to see you around VIRB°. The Air Force, eh? Bunnies are cool, btw. Enjoy the rest of your weekend. -Elena
posted Jan 26
you are a virb slut
posted Jan 13
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J I M says:
I plan to save it for a while. If everyone's spending it, there's no way the economy's gonna grow. Saving's the way to go.
posted May 9