me myself & i
One evening a friend of mine asked if I would like to attend "da club." Now it must be stated that "da club," while fascinating to me, had never quite made it into my life as a legitimate activity. But I thought "this will be fun! why not!?" So, off to "da club" we go. While we are standing around at "da club" a girl approaches my friend and myself and I am promptly introduced by my ambassador to said club. My friend apparently wanted to do some serious PR because as I was introduced as follows: "This is Micah, he keeps it real."
This through me for a loop. I got nervous. While I would very much like to "keep it real," I'm in a new environment, I haven't quite appraised what "keeping it real" would mean to my new acquaintence. Looking to avoid any outlandish expectations of how I "keep it" I informed my new friend that "I keep it awkward."
What happened next is as hysterical as it is perposterous. The girl explains to me through slurred words that she "likes it awkward" and pulls me toward her by my shirt. Now, I'm not sure how most people naturally react to being suddenly pushed or pulled, but I for one had to re align my footing, lest I fall on the confusing person who jostled me. Unfortunately, in doing so I seemed to place my foot on top of hers to which she said "you asshole you stepped on my foot!"
To which I replied; "I told you?"
I like to make pictures and i like the seahawks.
I work for a firm called The Department of Energy designing various things for print and screen for various people.
my graphic design portfolio lives at micahmicah.net
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Amazing 2 weeks ago
Scrambled eggs, kalamala olives, mustard garlic aoli. Delicious breakfast.
Bon Apetite! Apr 22
Desktops Apr 4
So I decided to update my desktop at work today. It's a scan out of an old comic I found at my grandma's house (I'll make a post about the comics later, it deserves some effort). What's everyone else rocking when their computer doesn't have a bunch of windows open?
You li...
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- Feist - 1772
- Andrew Bird - 968
- Bright Eyes - 864
- Kanye West - 703
- Snoop Dogg - 655
- The Blood Brothers - 568
- Modest Mouse - 559
- Rilo Kiley - 463
- Girl Talk - 445
- The Arcade Fire - 410
top albums - see all
- Feist - The Reminder - 1452
- Snoop Dogg - Ego Trippin - 631
- Andrew Bird - Armchair Apocrypha - 612
- The Arcade Fire - Neon Bible - 556
- Kanye West - Graduation - 505
- Rilo Kiley - Under the Blacklight - 455
- Girl Talk - Night Ripper - 421
- Andrew Bird - The Mysterious Production of Eggs - 355
- The Blood Brothers - Young Machetes - 342
- Bright Eyes - Cassadaga - 340
movies
Amelie, The Big Lebowski, Jurassic Park, Requiem for a Dream, The Royal Tennenbaums, Star Wars, Pulp Fiction, Fargo, Raising Arizona, The Life Aquatic
i hear
Low, The Blood Brothers, Rogue Wave, Age of the Earth, Waxwing, Clipse, Dragonforce, Mirah, Beyoncé, Wu-Tang Clan, Neko Case, The Game, Wolf Parade, Phoenix, Juno, Botch, Refused, Page France
i watch
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Extras, The Office (UK only plz), Arrested Development, Law and Order,
i read
Comments - see all 53
I dig the profile page, nice photos too!!
posted Jan 23
link to my tube on the internetzhttp://rubillionaire.com/blog/ oh, remember how sweet virb is?
posted Dec 11
hello
posted Aug 14
I'm changing things like diapers out here. I'm taking a month long leave of absence from American Apparel and working for a place called BB Harris. I'm kind of ditching the Folk-tronica loops thing and delving straight into some digitalistic -ish to dance to. It's summer time after all and the kiddies, they want to shake shake shake. I'm calling it "Eats Gods". Other than that, I'm Long Beach living and waiting for you to bring the lady out so's we can enjoy the last bit of summer before it's gone.
posted Aug 6
What' it do, where's my shoes? haha
posted Jul 12
September is much more survivable than August. If you wait til October I'll have a couch to offer up, but thats in forever.
posted Jul 11
When you get a new car...and you're feeling like a star? What are you going to do?
posted Jun 1
Long Beach for FREE! Girlfriend? We both have girlfriends? What is the world coming to? Get down here soon. P.S. I have an old Honda Motorcycle now so I can get up to Seattle for cheap too. I"ll send pictures.
posted May 21
micah can we be aim buddies? O_o
posted May 20
dude, i can totally receive text messages on my new phone!!! OMG! its a whole new world to me. im the slowest texter ever, but i can make it on my own. 201-238-9955 that is so rad about Obey! did you find a new apt yet? I'm officially a new yorker, I have jury duty next week, BOO.
posted May 16
i like your illustrations
posted May 4
I know nothing about the passport cameras. I'm sure you could do something cool with it though. Plus you could like, take peoples passport photos.
posted Apr 30
micah i want to see you vs. bungle in a fight with no weapons, just the guns that god gave you. I'd probobly favor you, but bungle seems like a sneaky mother fucker with a few tricks up his sleeve, so I'm not sure. It's a tough call, which is why you guys need to fight it out. Not now, though. RIGHT NOW!
posted Apr 28
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posted Jan 28