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I am the holder of a highly-coveted English degree from Azusa Pacific University. I did this in three-and-a-half years, instead of the regular four, which is impressive to my mom. Currently, I am in the process of composing my complete memoirs--an embarrassingly pretentious endeavor-- but it gives me something to occupy my time, seeing as I have no job and no school to serve that role.
My favorite things include reading--a drug which is both an hallucinogenic and an opiate-- and spending time in the outdoors. Doing both simultaneously often results in an afternoon well spent. My favorite outdoor settings to explore are all of them. My favorite books are those written by, in, or about Steinbeck, Shakespeare, The Bible and Religion, Feminism, Jonathan Safran Foer, Gay/Gender Studies, Travel, other cultures, Cultural Studies, Mexico, Mexican authors, Magical Realism, Fantasy, Language and Grammar, Biography, and Environmentalism.
Perhaps I could say that my goal is to go to graduate school, get another degree, and become an instructor at a university, saving up enough money here and there so that I can use my free time to travel all over the world.
But really I think my most important goal right now is to finish writing my memoirs, sell them to a major publishing house, and make it on the New York Times best seller list before I reach age twenty four.
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counting down... Jul 30
In four weeks and one day I will be leaving for Japan. I am so incredibly terrified at the thought. But I've started putting together a separate blog to chronicle my experiences while I'm over there. I don't know what the future of this blog will end up looking like, but a...
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We are popular
posted Oct 30
we are a kick ass band!
posted Oct 22
I almost knocked over some girl at Starbucks who looked a lot like you. I thought that maybe she was you but I was just too high on cold medicine to be sure. Plus you probably would have said something. Unless, maybe, you were mad at me for accidently running into you in an empty store then not really acknowledging your presents. What I am trying to say is that you have some type of doppelganger running around Glendora. Be careful.
posted Oct 20
no. yeah. he's very scary. he is theodore bagwell from prison break. but he goes by the name t-bag. he's a very bad man. so don't feel bad. feel good. you saw right through him.
posted Oct 3
i'm sorry. i just feel so lame spicing up my profile when i don't have any friends to impress with it.
posted Oct 2
i remember. if only remembering brought thoughts into actuality.
posted Sep 26
azusa jam squad. UNITE!
posted Sep 26
we're coming home a day early! in singapore now sitting in front of mcdonald's. so. home wednesday the 11th a bit before midnight hopefully. lovelovelove you and miss you!
posted Jul 9
bring it, girl. what happens to nikki?
posted Jun 27
There's a film showing at the hollywood forever cemetary TONIGHT!! Gates open at 730, the film starts at 9 (it's The Haunting). There are DJs spinning before and after the film--booze IS allowed. Bring pillows and blankets. It's free. You should come!!!
posted Jun 23
Ok, i messed up Safari Sam's isn't having bullet tonight. Bang is still an option but we would have to leave way earlier and it's more expensive and it can be sort of tricky convincing people to go. lots of ups, downs, and what have you's.
posted Jun 2
i have this plan in my mind of either going to Bullet at Safari Sam's or Bang. i was hoping to get a big group of people to go and so far your the first invite. so i totally need to get my act together if this is gonna go down. i guess stuff will start happening at like ten or eleven. give me a call for more up to the minute information. 626 290 5179
posted Jun 2
i realize our friendship is still pending but i must say that your video is extraordinary!
posted May 19
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The Righteous and Harmonious Fists says:
i heard we're gonna be in a band together...soooo stoked. also, i would like to take this time to acknowledge your presents.
posted Nov 20