How the west was visited by a few people from the midwest, disorientated (day 3)
post a comment | posted Sep 13
September 13th
There were a lot of time zone shifts between the mitten state and the rocky mountains. The changes made everyone dizzy.
At a restaurant somewhere between Kansas and Colorado, in the outdoor play area.
Matthew: (approaching, other side of fence) How did you guys get in there?
Brian: The gate is locked. You have to push the latch.
Matthew: (looks at fence) Where ?
Brian: There's a latch. Up by your head. Push on the post. No. By your hand.
Garrett: Why did they child proof the kids play area?
Mike: (drinking a milkshake) Guys, this is maybe like the best milkshake I almost ever had, probably.
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We arrived in Aurora outside of Morrison Colorado, late. There was a drunk man half sitting in his hotel room half lying in the hallway singing "Can't Buy Me Love" with the radio. He kept messing up the words.
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Drunk man:
buyyoudimenringmymanifehtmadeyoubymyside
igetchuallyougotmyfriendifisayyoulluvmedo
cuzidontknowtoomuchfermoney
andmoneycantbuymelove