"Dogs: Better Than Robots"

posted Mar 5

p.s.: advance sorry if embedding doesn't work here. the internets, it's all new to me.

posted Feb 13

A dog goes in to a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear. thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listening to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

posted Jan 24

you're the cat's meow

posted Jan 22