johnatthebar

now available in new 'mildly asinine'

25 years old

Pembroke Pines, FL

Male

All About Me...

Millions of years ago, great quantities of dark matter became volatile, reaching their maximum possible density. There was a huge explosion, a 'big bang' if you will. And miraculously, these billions of newly arranged atoms came together to form ME... as well as Mickey Mouse, a few ladies, some survey crew that has been sleeping in the shade along Pines Blvd for over an hour, and of course, Alf. Born and raised in Miami, living in Pembroke Pines, working in the back of an ambulance or in the office as a supervisor. I work as a paramedic/logistics supervisor but am also a firefighter on the side. Clubs are loud, the drinks are expensive, and people are generally pretty stupid. Most people think I am an old soul and I'm definitely not your average 20 something guy...Im extra crispy. Sometimes I am an asshole, but never a dickhead. If you dont know the difference then move along. I enjoy spreading knowledge and teaching but I probably come off as a know it all sometimes...or just creepy. If you really wanna impress me, talk Disney or tell me about your adventures in high-impact circular saw maneuvering! Remember to wear a condom. ..