About

I'm basically your average megalomaniac, with a penchant for knowing useless trivia and a creator (also curator) of bad puns.

I feign like I enjoy programming, but my true love is art/design in all its forms and lately I’ve been tricking those close to me into thinking I have an ‘eye’ for typography.

Parfums are a passion, as well as making people laugh.

Luckily I can buy parfum.

Oh yea, here is my site: flavorful!

Eh, look at it if you like colours, other than that there never really is anything there because I never have time for personal sites (... or my friend’s sites [... though I have a MySpace and a Virb account, go figure, heh]).

Cinema

24 Hour Party People, 48 Hours, Another 48 Hours, Aristocrats, Back to the Future, Back to the Future II, Back to the Future III, Batman Begins, Beverly Hills Cop, Beverly Hills Cop II, Beverly Hills Ninja, Big Daddy, Big Fish, Big Lebowski, Big Trouble in Little China, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Black Sheep, Blues Brothers, Cabin Boy, Cable Guy, Caddyshack, Captain Ron, Cheaper By The Dozen, Cidade de Deus, Clifford, Clockers, Clueless, Comedian, Dark City, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Dirty Work, Fantastic Four, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Fifth Element, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Funny Farm, Gattaca, Gung Ho, Happiness, Happy Gilmore, Heathers, History of the World: Part I, In the Army Now, Intolerable Cruelty, Island, Jerk, Joe Dirt, Juice, King of New York, Kingpin, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Kuffs, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Man Who Knew Too Little, Man With One Red Shoe, Man With Two Brains, Mean Girls, Meet Joe Black, Men At Work, Midnight Cowboy, Muppet Movie, National Treasure, Nothing But Trouble, Old School, Order, Paid In Full, Party Monster, Pauly Shore Is Dead, PCU, Pink Panther, Pootie Tang, Princess Bride, Raising Arizona, Repo Man, Requiem For A Dream, Royal Tenenbaums, Run Ronnie Run, Runaway Jury, Rushmore, Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic, School of Rock, School Ties, Secret Window, Sgt. Bilko, Small Time Crooks, Snatch, Sneakers, Spaceballs, Spies Like Us, Spy Game, Stargate, Stripes, Superman, Thank You For Smoking, They Live, This Is Spinal Tap, Three Amigos, Tommy Boy, Top Secret!, Trading Places, Trapped In Paradise, Troy, UHF, Uncle Buck, Used Cars, Usual Suspects, V for Vendetta, Waiting For Guffman, Waterboy, Wayne's World, Wayne's World II, Wedding Crashers, Wedding Singer, Welcome To Collinwood, What About Bob?, Where The Buffalo Roam, Who's The Man?, Wonderland, Young Guns, Young Guns II, Zoolander

Colour

Amber, Azure, Emerald, Grey, Grey-Tea Green, Heliotrope, International Orange, Maroon, Pink, Prussian Bleu, Puce, Raw Umber, Salmon, Spring Green, UNECE Amber, Violet-Eggplant, Yellow

Comedius

Al Franken, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, Brian Regan, Colin Quinn, David Cross, Denis Leary, Eddie Murphy, Jim Gaffigan, Greg Giraldo, Gary Gulman, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Stewart, Louis C.K., Mitch Hedburg, Patrice O’Neal, Richard Lewis, Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, Sarah Silverman, Stephen Colbert, Steve Martin, Steven Wright, Wanda Sykes, Woody Allen

Musica

.40 Cal, 10cc, 50 Cent, A-Trak, Aesop Rock, Aloe Blacc, Animal Collective, Antibalas, Arcade Fire, Average White Band, AZ, B.T. Express, Bauhaus, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, Beethoven, Big Daddy Kane, Big Noyd, Biz Markie, Björk, Black Moon, Black Sheep, Blockhead, Blonde Redhead, Bo Diddley, Boards of Canada, Bobby Conn, Boy Least Likely To, Broadcast, Byrds, Cage, Cam'ron, Camp Lo, Cannibal Ox, Charizma, Charli 2na, Chopin, Christina Aguilera, Cibbo Matto, Clash, Clipse, CNN, Concretes, Cool Calm Pete, Cormega, Cowsills, Cure, Dan the Automater, David Bowie, Dead Milkmen, Dean Martin, Deerhoof, Deerhunter, Delfonics, Diamond D, Dick Dale, Digable Planets, Diplo, Donovan, Doors, Earth Wind And Fire, Ed O.G. & The Bulldogs, Edan, El-P, Electric Company, EPMD, Eric B. & Rakim, Gabor Szabo, Gangstarr, Giorgio Moroder, Girltalk, GO! Team, Grandaddy, Grand Buffet, Guilty Simpson, Fiery Furnaces, Fiona Apple, Flaming Lips, Four Tops, Futureheads, Geto Boys, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Goodie Mob, Graham Nash, Great Big Sea, Happy Mondays, Harry Nilsson, Hell Rell, Hi-Tek, Hieroglyphics, Honeydrippers, Huggy Bear, Iggy Pop, Interpol, Isley Brothes, J Dilla, J.R. Writer, J-Zone, James Brown, Jim Jones, John Cage, Joy Division, Juelz Santana, Kanye West, Kid Sister, KMD, Kool & the Gang, Kool G Rap, Kool Keith, KRS-One, Lake, Le Tigre, Leaders of the New School, Led Zeppelin, Lesley Gore, Lil Wayne, LL Cool J, Lox, M.I.A., M.O.P., Madlib, Martina Topley Bird, Marvelettes, Marvin Gaye, MC Lyte, Mentalists, MF Doom, Michael Jackson, Miles Davis, Mobb Deep, Modest Mouse, Modey Lemon, Monkees, Morrissey, Mos Def, Mozart, Mumm-Ra, Murs, My Bloody Valentine, N.W.A., Nasir Jones, Neko Case, New Order, New Pornographers, Nice Record Work, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, O'Jays, Ohio Players, Outkast, P Diddy, Parliament Funkadelic, Paul Revere & The Raiders, Peanut Butter Wolf, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Peter Bjorn and John, Percee P, Pipettes, Pixies, Positive K, Prefuse 73, Prince, Q-Bert, Radiohead, Ramones, Rapture, Red Hot Chili Peppers, RJD2, Roots, Sam Cooke, Savant Rockwell, Scaramanga, Sex Pistols, Showbiz & A.G., Skateboard P, Slick Rick, Sly and the Family Stone, Smashing Pumpkins, Smiths, Smokey Robinson, Spice 1, Stars, Stevie Wonder, Stone Temple Pilots, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Sufjan Stevens, Stevie Wonder, Supremes, Susumu Yokota, T.I., Talib Kweli, Teddybears, Temptations, Thunderbirds Are NOW!, Tommy James, Trick Daddy, TV on the Radio, U2, Ugly Duckling, Ultramagnetic MCs, Van Morrison, Velvet Underground, Walkmen, White Stripes, The Who, Whodini, Wilderness, Wolf Parade, Wu-Tang Clan, Xiu Xiu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Jeezy, Z-Trip, Zapp And Roger, Zombies

Video Radio

30 Rock, A-Team, Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, Batman, Ben Stiller Show, Boston Legal, Chappelle's Show, Colbert Report, Coupling, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily Show, Dinner For Five, Entourage, Extras, Fawlty Towers, Futurama, General Hospital, Get Smart, Home Movies, House, Jeopardy!, Late Nite w/ Conan!, Mr. Show, Muppet Show, My Name Is Earl, Naked Trucker & T-Bone Show, Newsradio, Office (UK), Office (US), Rome, Sarah Silverman Program, Saturday Night Live, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Soap, Studio 60, Strangers With Candy, Tough Crowd, Undeclared, Upright Citizens Brigade, Wire

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Interests...o

Arsenal F.C., Beating Dead Horses, Charity Work, Drinking My Face Off, Egotism, Family and Friends, Grinning From Ear to Ear, Having No Concept of Time, Identifying Samples, Joking Around, Kerning, Laughing Constantly, Making People Laugh, New Money, Owning Vinyl, Pilates, Q is the only letter that does not appear in the spelling of any US State, Reading, Staring at Myself in the Mirror, Trivia, Uncalled for Remarks, Vernacular, Wit, X Marks the Spot, You Already Know, Zany Antics

Recent Songs (VirbTunes) - see all

• New Young Pony Club - Ice Cream
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Y-Control
• Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Maps
• Stars - This Charming Man
• Deerhoof - Believe E.S.P.

Jerks/Jerkettes - see all 35