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Jared Micah and Hats are very professional. This means we never throw our instruments or sing out of tune. We prefer 8 microphones and not 12. We skip, not walk. We soar, not fly. Jared is always polite and and is loved by everyone.
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We Are Hats - see all 4
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Brady? - Organ, Bells, Bass, Vocals
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Keller - Bass, Toy Piano, Organ, Vocals
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Jared - Vocals, Guitar, Piano, Noises
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Stephanie - Drums, Percussion, Vocals
Comments - see all 24
sorry i missed our fighting each other. i was eating icecream.
posted Nov 5
zounds! ampersands!
posted Oct 28
Look at you guys all top dog on the music page! Let's do a show soon.
posted Oct 27
looks amazing. why are so many girls our friends? i want to see more boys. who's running this?
posted Oct 16
mmmhmmm.
posted Oct 16
ohs no! but i had a previous obligation to go see the octopus project, so... next time... get ready.
posted Oct 13
yous guys should so come to knoxville and make all my magical one horned pony dreams come true! it'll be more fun than yankee doodle.
posted Oct 11
i'm gonna say lee is a cool doode
posted Sep 6
Keep a little jam in your heart.
posted Aug 29
Most definitely. I haven't been to Mercy Lounge in a minute.
posted Aug 27
jared micah told me why you were the hats...interesting but awesome explanation. and where can i get some of this red velvet cake? i watched that one video you guys have and you do indeed shred the bells.
posted Aug 18
okay so i've converted over to this profile....so why are you called the hats?? and i don't know if i've had red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting.
posted Aug 17
[FR] : Salut a toi ami !! Juste une petite info pour t'annoncer que nous sommes en concert le 9 septembre a St escobille dans le sud de paris sur l'A10 ... pour fetter ca le site officiel se refait une peau neuve ... http://www.dameculotte-monsieurslip.com n'hesite pas a passer le voir y a plein de trucs rigolos et n'hsite pas non plus a laisser ta trace dans les ptis papiers de dame culotte [EN] : Hello to you freind !! Just a little news to inform you we are on stage the 9 september in St escobille (south of paris)... in this way the official web site of the band gets totaly new !! http://www.dameculotte-monsieurslip.com feel free to come to see all the funny things and let your fingerprint in Dame Culotte's papers ... sorry for our dear freinds who speak only english but at this time web site is all in french english translation will come soon ... hurry up if you want to be the first to put few english words on it !!!
posted Aug 17
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molly. says:
it's been too long since we've last spoken! How is your cardboard castle holding up?
posted Nov 25