VIRB

What a tragic day...it all began when I woke up and reached instantly for my poota...I was bidding on a 10" DIY GITD Knuckle Bear and I had a mear 40 minutes before the auction was over! Obviously I was the highest bidder...until the last 6 seconds when some utter wanker came out of nowhere and stole my precious angel from me! I was so close to tears I can't tell you. Then just moments later to add injury to insult...I was stung by a bee!!! I've never been stung by a bee before, it wasn't nearly as painful as it was shocking...bless the poor little guy, he was just walking along my shoulder, if I'd of known he was a bee I wouldn't of picked him up and flung him across the room! By some miracle he managed to walk back to the window. I called Andre and mum to see what I should do, I was advised to go and buy some wasp stuff from the chemist, so off I went with my finger wrapped up tight in tissue, it was really starting to throb now. I arrived at Boots to discover that nobody speaks english anymore...I am DISGUSTED that I can't even find someone with even a beginners knowledge of MY language, English, in MY OWN COUNTRY, ENGLAND! Don't misunderstand me, this is not a race thing...not by any stretch of the imagination do I wish to become the next big dictator and banish groups of people from my fair kingdom, but I do want someone to at least attempt to learn my language before I am in the minority...it's just not the way it should be!

I've spent the majority of my afternoon in Andre's bed looking at these amazing homemade computer cases...people have been doing the most amazing things...so I'm gonna have a go with a 16" DIY Qee!!

I want so many things!

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