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Rhonda says:

Man marries dog to lift curse



We have all heard the 'man bites dog' stories, but how about a real-life 'man marries dog' tale! This one takes the biscuit, and it could only happen in India, the land of the Kama Sutra. But you won't find this kind of love story between man and beast in the ancient Indian sex manual.

It took place for real during a traditional hindu ceremony at a temple in the southern state of Tamil Nadu. The groom in question was a 33-year-old Indian farmer named Selvakumar, and he was wed to a female dog named Selvi. He married his four legged bitch to atone for stoning two other dogs to death and stringing them up in a tree 15 years ago.

He believed the act cursed him and he had been suffering ever since, he told the Hindustan Times.

After he stoned the dogs he said his legs and hands got paralysed, he lost hearing in one ear, and his speech was impaired. With doctors unable to help him, Selvakumar turned to an astrologer who told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer warned.

Family members chose a stray female dog who was then bathed and clothed for the wedding occasion. Selvi the bride was brought to the temple by village women and a Hindu priest conducted the ceremony. The paper showed a picture of Selvakumar sitting next to his canine bride, which was adorned in an orange sari and flower garland.

The paper said the groom and his family then had a feast, while the dog got a bun. It was reported that Selvi attempted to make a bolt for it -- apparently due to the big crowds -- but she was tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.

"The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said.

Deeply superstitious people in rural India sometim...

posted May 7


echo says:

Joshua Hoge, a schizophrenic confined to Washington's Western State Hospital, is claiming at least part of his late mother's estate even though he's the one who killed her in 1999. Washington law prevents profiting from the "unlawful" and "willful" taking of another's life, but Hoge was found "not guilty by reason of insanity," and the legal issue is still unsettled. Furthermore, according to a January report in The Seattle Times, it appears that the mother's estate consists almost totally of the $800,000 the estate won in a lawsuit against a county health clinic because it was negligent in delaying Joshua's medications, which probably led to his killing her. [Seattle Times, 1-3-08]

posted Jan 23


jo says:

Back Seat Tryst Blamed for SUV Crash

By Associated Press

3 hours ago

MOSCOW, Idaho - A carnival worker who hit a telephone pole with his SUV blamed the crash on two friends having sex in the back seat.

Joshua D. Frank, who had been living on the Latah County Fairgrounds, pleaded guilty Monday to a misdemeanor charge of failing to notify a police officer of a traffic accident. He was fined $188.

Frank told Moscow police he was driving near downtown early Saturday while a man and woman were having sex in the rear of the vehicle. According to a probable cause affidavit, he said the movement caused the SUV to become "tippy" and he lost control of it.

Frank, 22, suffered a minor head wound in the crash and his friends were treated for unspecified injuries, according to the affidavit.

posted Sep 19

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jo says:



uh...d'uh!

posted Sep 8

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o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:

duh idiots

posted Sep 20


Rich says:

Ahhhhh government schools....

posted Oct 10


jo says:



Revenge IS sweet...sometimes...

posted Jul 15

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o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:

YES!

posted Jul 17


o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:


Criminal Lawyers Award
A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued...and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

posted Jul 12


Katerina says:

posted Jul 9

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moo says:

Pretty definite then!
Is this for real?? Stooopid!

posted Jul 10


heshta says:

How does one get to that point? =)

posted Jul 10


o·.·´¯`·.·oLisao·.·´¯`·.·o says:

thats what i want to know

posted Jul 12


moo says:

These are old but I still find them funny - and not really sure that this is the best group to post it in, but anyway - enjoy!

http://static.scribd.com/docs/736egzypod07v.swf

posted Jul 8

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heshta says:

LOL That's just awesome

posted Jul 10


TanjaTHEAwesome says:

haha! I love those... Find x. Here it is.. hah

posted Aug 3


moo says:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=466719&in_page_id=1811

posted Jul 7

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moo says:

German was he...??
I could do with a split personality to my housework for me please...

posted Jul 8


moo says:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007310136,00.html

posted Jul 6

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jo says:

Poor Blondie!

posted Jul 6


moo says:

It's sick - but I had to post it. I'll remove it if anyone's offended.

posted Jul 6


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