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iixila. says:
Hillary Clinton, Helen Mirren, or Mary Tyler Moore? [haha, goin' old school. :D]
posted Aug 3
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iixila. says:
Psh. I'll answer my own question, haha.
Boff - Helen Mirren [ohhhh yah!]
Marry - MTM
Kill - Clinton
posted Aug 6
Alex says:
I think I'd go Mary, Hillary, Helen...but the only one I'm sure about is Mary. And I'm not talking the version of her on the Mary Tyler Moore show (whom I'd sooner boff) -- I'm talking Laura Petrie, from the Dick Van Dyke show. And of course, my name would have to be Rob, so she could say "Oh, Rob."
Basically, I'd have to be Rob Petrie.
Yeah...that'd be sweet.
posted Aug 6
jo says:
Paolo Nutini, Rob Thomas, or Conor Oberst?
OR for those otherwise inclined...
Gwen Stefani, Amy Winehouse, or Joss Stone?
posted Jul 1
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jo says:
Me first...me first!!!
Marry...Rob Thomas (from what I've read seems like a devoted husband)
Boff (LOTS)...Paolo Nutini (Lord...just look at him...and that voice!)
Kill...Conor Oberst (his voice annoys the hell out of me)
Leaving the ladies to the rest of you...
posted Jul 1
Alex says:
I agree with Caroline...though I don't even know who Paolo Nutini is.
As for the ladies: marry Gwen, boff Amy, kill Joss. But again: I don't know who Joss is, so...easy choice.
posted Jul 1
gaytheologian says:
marry that nutini guy...you want that in your bed every night!
boff rob thomas...i've met him and he's sweet and short and sexy
kill that other guy...down with the emo hair!!!
posted Jul 2
jo says:
YAY! You're my hero all over again! (Can't let Caroline see our comments about her beloved Conor though)
posted Jul 2
Katerina says:
Marry Joss Stone (she has a faint smell of Janis Joplin... whom I adore)
Boff Amy Winehouse (by default... because I'd rather have maggots eat my brain than boff Gwen)
Kill Gwen Stefani because anyone that could possibly procreate with Gavin Rossdale has to be evil.
posted Jul 13
Dean Gray says:
out of hitler, ghandi, or the pope.
which would you choose?
posted Jun 28
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gaytheologian says:
marry ghandi
fuck the pope (against his will, because he's so homophobic)
kill hitler, over and over again (plus i heard he was an awful lover...ugh)
posted Jun 29
Alex says:
As usual, I agree with gaytheo...though I've addressed the whole "why would anyone want to boff Hitler?" issue on these very electrons in the past.
posted Jun 29
very says:
haha indeed you have, quite brilliantly.
and at risk of sounding conformist, I agree as well.
posted Jun 30
Janie-In-Nautilus [take cover] says:
Marry the pope- then divorce him. Because it was the only option left for him.
Boff Ghandi. I always thought he was kind of attractive.
Kill Hilter. In his cradle?
posted Jul 3
Janie-In-Nautilus [take cover] says:
Pop culture references usually pass me by, so I'm not really a good person to play this but this occurred to me:
Arthur Dent
Zaphod
Marvin
I decided, after some thought,
Marry- Arthur. He's nice to have around, if confused (what? why? where's the tea?)
Boff- Zaphod. Does that need explaining?
Kill- Marvin. Actually, I originally planned to marry him, but then I realized I couldn't very will KILL Arthur, and besides, Marvin would be happier that way.
posted Jun 28
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Alex says:
These names are all familiar, and I have a half dozen or so friends who would tear right into this question, but I can't really weigh in, except to say that I liked Arthur Dent in the movie. One day -- maybe soon -- I will educate myself in the ways of Adams.
posted Jun 29
gaytheologian says:
and ode to arrested development (sigh...)
GOB
STEVE HOLT!
George Michael (Michael Cera, comic genius)
deliberate....
posted Jun 9
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jo says:
George Michael~because he's just so freakin' funny
Steve Holt~do I need a reason?
GOB~annoys the heck out of me...
this was a good one!
posted Jun 9
gaytheologian says:
George Michael - why wouldn't you want comic genius to be with you FOREVER!?!
GOB - he's annoying, but
Steve Holt is totally dead because he's weird looking (although him rocking out to the boom box is one of my favorite things)
CLARIFICATION: WHEN YOU BOFF SOMEONE, IS IT A CONTINUAL SERIES OF BOFFS (LIKE A BOFF BUDDY?), OR IS IT JUST ONE BOFF? I.E. DOES BOFFING CONSTITUTE A ONE-NIGHT STAND AND THEN DISPOSAL OF SAID BOFF BUDDY?
(i don't think i could boff GOB more than once...which is why i'm asking...haha)
posted Jun 9
jo says:
Oh...I think it could be a case-by-case decision.
hehehe!
And you're right about Steve Holt being rather odd looking...but I realized today, after watching part of season 3 again...just how much I REALLY dislike GOB. I think it's because I've known more than my share of people like him...
posted Jun 9
gaytheologian says:
it's just brilliant when his magic tricks happen 5 minutes before they're supposed to...i mean illusions, illusions, sorry GOB
posted Jun 11
Alex says:
I don't remember Steve Holt or GOB (though I was a fan of the show), but how could anyone not want to marry George Michael?
Now, as for chicks, Kitty Sanchez -- or Judy Greer, anyway -- is one of my favorite blondes of all time (I even liked her as the bitch in 13 Going on 30), and of course I've loved Justine Bateman since she was on "Family Ties," so : marry Justine, boff Judy. Rinse, lather, repeat.
posted Jul 1
gaytheologian says:
a brief foray into politics:
tony blair, george w. bush, and margaret thatcher (on a cold day...haha)
posted Jun 2
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jo says:
I'd have to marry Margaret~because at least I could get a decent cup of tea.
Boff Tony Blair...actually not such a bad looking guy...and there IS that accent.
And as for George...off with his head!
:->
posted Jun 2
lindseybrown says:
i am an a&e reality tv addict. so here goes:
dog the bounty hunter.
gene simmons.
the gotti boys.
posted May 28
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gaytheologian says:
gene simmons by default because i must
boff the gotti boys, even though they're just plain dumb and of course i'd
kill dog the bounty hunter...after tearing his hair out...gross
posted May 29
Dean Gray says:
mary-kate and ashley
amanda bynes
or
lindsay lohan
which is the least disposable?
posted May 28
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gaytheologian says:
marry lindsey lohan (she's very talented...she just needs me to put her in rehab for like 6 months and we're good)
boff mary-kate and ashley before they disappear from lack of nourishment
kill amanda byrnes because something about her face just annoys me!
posted May 28
lindseybrown says:
marry amanda bynes. im pretty sure she is the only one who wont be needing rehab of some sort.
boff lindsay lohan.
kill mary kate and ashley.
posted May 28
very says:
marry amanda bynes (circa the amanda show)
boff mary-kate and ashley
kill lindsay lohan ugh
posted Jun 6
Matt says:
I've brought Marry, Boff, Kill(aka Marry, Shag, Kill) to Viddyou:http://www.viddyou.com/questionables
posted May 28
Me and the Minibar says:
alrighty well since im new to this group and it seems theres been no activity for a while, heres my list:
the cookie monster, elmo, or big bird?
hahaha somebody had better come up with a witty answer for this one.... :]
posted Apr 14
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The Courtesan says:
Marry big bird because he seems to be the most stable of them
Boff Elmo because he likes being touched (ie tickle me Elmo etc)
Kill the cookie monster because he's a greedy bastard and he only likes me for my oatmeal raisin cookies...
posted Apr 24
Me and the Minibar says:
hahaha ewww wierd images of elmo in my head right now......
posted Apr 24