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Jade says:
My friends thought I needed some sex
from a black guy or maybe a mex
all of you lovers
get under the covers
my whole bedroom is rated XXX
posted Nov 13
heshta says:
There once was a girl named Jade
I thought she might need a lay
She thought I was mad
but found a great cad
In the end, she had a great day!
ahahhhaha
couldn't help it! LOVE YOU GIRL! =) h
posted Nov 11
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,, el maguey! ,, says:
hey hesh! is cad some kinda lingo that i'm not hip to? or is computer aided drafting the new sexy? ;D
posted Nov 11
Jade says:
I swear I'll write some more of my own soon, but here's another one I found:
There once lived a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
posted Nov 9
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Jade says:
another found one from the net
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
posted Nov 9
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Jade says:
one i found from Midsummer Nights Dream
In dementia tremens Titania,
A disease which attacks women's crania,
The afflicted young lass
Falls in love with an ass.
It's a terribly prevalent mania.
posted Nov 9
very says:
I've heard this one a few times from a guy.
There once was a man at last
who had two great big balls of brass
he clanged them together
in mid-stormy weather
and lightening shot out of his ass.
posted Nov 13
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Jade says:
haha, never heard that one before
posted Nov 13