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rot13 says:
there once was a lass named elena
is she in this group? has ya seena?
if naught she might not note
that this poem was wrote
perhaps she is off watching xena
posted Feb 13
moo says:
There once was a cow name of moo
Who had a bad case of the flu
she'd whinge and she'd moan
and she'd wait by the phone
to tell people who asked, it is poo.
And then the next day she got better
she started to feel in fine fetter
she stayed off from work
(though she's not one to shirk)
and would tell anyone who would let her
And now it's a cold in the head
but feels better with a day in her bed
she'll sit and she'll type
and she'll try not to gripe
but she knows that it has to be said...
thank you for all your kind comments and concern - I'm feeling loads better (and I have a day off tomorrow too - fantastic...)
posted Dec 4
Jade says:
A greater cow there never was
at avoiding trouble with the fuzz
ninja black clothes
where? noone knows!
until she's at your door with a buzz
posted Dec 2
Comment replies (5)
moo says:
It wasn't the cough that carried her off,
It was the coffin they carried her off in.
That's how I feel today - rough as hell and like I swallowed razor blades.
No stealth from me, you'd hear me coming a mile off.
posted Dec 2
moo says:
thanks - I'm dosing myself with honey and lemon and possibly some tomato soup (my stand-by comfort food).
posted Dec 2
heshta says:
Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunch friends in a liquid broth
I am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup
ahahhahahaaa
posted Dec 2
Mr. Helms says:
This morning I awoke from my sleep,
Laying next to some creep.
Who was that man,
With a hairy hand?
And why was he fucking me?
posted Nov 30
Comment replies (3)
Mr. Helms says:
It's pretty close... doesn't scan?? I don't know the meaning of scan... nope... never determined an identity
posted Dec 2
,, otnik ,, says:
there is a young man in his cube
on his desk today morn was a pube
does the aft-hours team
do more dirty than clean?
is their spray bottle filled up with lube?
posted Nov 26
Comment replies (1)
Jade says:
There was a young lady named Lou
who said as the parson withdrew--
"Now the Vicar is quicker,
And thicker, and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.[
posted Nov 16
,, otnik ,, says:
there once was a man name of billy
he met a young lass they call tilly
hand out for a shake
he received quite a quake
because tilly went straight for the willy
posted Nov 14
Jade says:
There was a Young Lady whose eyes,
Were unique as to colour and size;
When she opened them wide,
People all turned aside,
And started away in surprise.
by edward lear
posted Nov 14
Katerina says:
there was once a boy from Pasadena
who dreamed of becoming a ballerina
he went to the clinic
where they chopped of his dick
and now his name is Katerina
posted Nov 13
Comment replies (6)
moo says:
There now is a girl called Katerina
Who made quite a change - have you seen her?
She once was a man
But she wasn't a fan
So she went for the chop - now no weiner.
posted Nov 14
Jade says:
Katerina has a beautiful rack
the boys say as she lies on her back
they open her thighs
and find a surprise
the doctor did not take the sack!
posted Nov 14
Tophe says:
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG! WTF? BBQ!"
posted May 19