PHIL COLLINS WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH FISTS OF FURY (AND SULTRY VOCAL CHORDS)

There's a former pop star that's been on my mind...all the time!

PHIL COLLINS WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH FISTS OF FURY (AND SULTRY VOCAL CHORDS) has a five-part platform:
1. Spreading all lyrical and musical knowledge that Phil Collins bestowed upon the world (NOTE: This lyrical and musical knowledge stops at No Jacket Required, for as we all know, the rest of his music output has been uniquely awful)
2. Attempting to prove at every possible step that the sneaker-and-suit ensemble is as viable an outfit today as it was in 1986
3. Fostering collaborations with R&B superstars AND/OR lifting famous horn sections from funk and soul bands for use in new songs with somewhat awkward subject matter
4. Successfully incorporating onomatopoetic renderings of the drum break from "In the Air Tonight" into conversations while simultaneously refuting the oft-cited rumor that said song is about Phil Collins seeing some guy watch his best friend die
5. Community outreach and education about the general social ostracism and overall plight of those fans of slightly balding, slightly middle-aged British drummers-turned-singers

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