lolobird6 says:

Dear cockchafers,

you scare me

posted May 12

Frank says:

Dear cockchafers,

Please, please... understand once for all that a human is not air space. You just can't pass through us, I'm sorry. When you fly on a human, you collide! And when you fall on the ground after the collision, there's all the chances in the world that the human will kick you very hard in a moment of extreme annoyance and repulsion.

Why God gave you wings is beyond me.

posted May 5

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Geccoe says:

Hahaha!

Dear cockchafers,

Please don't rest on human clothing, or worse, on human hair. If your wings are too tired due to your overweight, just clutch yourself on a tree or whatever you want. Or why don't you try Ab Roller Super Pro 2000 ?

And please be quiet when you try to fly. The sound you make is as disgusting as your dirty brown color.

I can't figure out what's the purpose of your existence...

posted May 5

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