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To all the married men out there with kids t a spanish women, u understand my PAIN!!! I'm talking about the mother-in-laws!!! God, don't u hate them??? All they do is critize, and complain, ad bitch,and whine, and cry, and NEVER EVER FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE,LIBERATY, AND THE FABRIC OF EXISTANCE WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! EACH ONE COMES FROM THE BOWELS OF A SANTARIEA RITUAL GONE HIRRBLY WRONG!!! EVERYTHING YOU DO IS WRONG!!! AND IF YOUR WIFE AND BEAST OF MIGRAINES DON'T GET ALONG (like my case) YOU ARE THE MISTAKE IT WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT!!!AND FOR YOUR SAFTEY HOPE YOU KNOW SPANISH, IF YOU DON'T ... ... ... GOD HELP YOU. U WANT TO KILL THEM! BARE FIST BEAT THEM BACK TO THERE CORRUPT GATE OF TORMENT STONE THEM WITH THE ROCK OF JIBRALTER AND SMASH THEM TO PIECES WITH BLARNEY STONES. THEY ARE HEMROIDS ON UR SOUL THAT WON'T GO AWAY. GOD'S ONLY REGRET IN CREATION WAS THE MOTHER IN LAW.THEY ARE THE TORTURES JIGSAW WON'T USE.EVEN THE THE DARK PRINCE SATAN CAN'T CONTROL THEM.SHE WOULD TELL HIM "HOW COME YOU CANT BE THE DARK KING? SEE HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. BUT IF U WOULD HAVE WENT WITH DIABLO, YOU'D HAVE UR OWN PLATANO FIELD BENDEHO". WE'D ALL LOVE TO FIGHT THEM IN A STEEL CAGE MATCH USING YOUR SISTER-IN-LAW AS A 4X4 OF ANNOYANCE. BUT AS A LOVING HUSBAND YOU CAN'T SO TAKE THAT 1 NIGHT OFF GO TO A BAR AND DRINK YOUR MEMORY OF SUCH FORBIDDEN FORCES INTO THE DEPTHS OF INSANITY.

DAMN RIGHT I FUCKIN' SED IT