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About
I hate "about me" sections. I feel pressured to write something profound. Something so great it will cause any woman reading it to ask herself:
"On a scale of 1-10, how much do I want to take this one, Joe Anderson, and make sweet, sweet love to him at a spontaneous location, perhaps behind a dollar store?"
She would of course answer the question immediately, staring longingly at nothing in particular.
"Ten," she would say to herself, as a single tear rolls down her cheek.
The tear would reek of sex.
And that's me in a nutshell.
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This is what happens when I'm forced to write poetry Mar 12
Had to write a poem for AP English.
This was my backup after "Ode to My Balls" was ill-received.
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Music
Against Me!, Alkaline Trio, The Aquabats, Andrew W.K., Bad Religion, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Big D and the Kids Table, Billy Joel, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Meanies, Bob Marley, Bouncing Souls, Cake, The Cardigans, Catch 22, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chicago, Clash, Dance Hall Crashers, Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Dropkick Murphys, Electric Six, Elton John, Five Iron Frenzy, Flogging Molly, The Format, Frank Blank, Go Jimmy Go, Gogol Bordello, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Greenday, Iggy Pop, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, James Brown, Jimmy Buffet, Johnny Cash, The Living End, Mad Caddies, Madness, MC Chris, MC Lars, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Minutemen, Mountain Goats, MU330, Nerf Herder, The New Pornographers, Offspring, Pain, The Pietasters, Pixies, Planet Smashers, The Presidents of the United States, Queen, Rancid, Randy, Reel Big Fish, Richard Cheese, Save Ferris, The Slackers, The, Smiths, Social Distortion, The Specials, Stiff Little Fingers, Talking Heads, Tally Hall, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, UB40, The Vandals, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Zebrahead
Television
Daily Show, Colbert Report, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, The Critic, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Office, The State, My Name Is Earl, Simpsons, Venture Bros., Harvey Birdman
Books
Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Frank Miller, Stephen King, David Sedaris, Michael Chabon, Dave Eggers
Interests
Video games, comic books, graphic novels, writing, speech, standup, computers
James Medley says:
Lie in the grass. Next to the mausoleum. I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in this comment. Going down, down, James Medley
posted Mar 12