Recent Blog Posts
MAAS
post a comment | posted Aug 7
The teeth pain the migraines, they can't be helped
Like you can't put that liquor bottle back on the shelf
All your sharp edges have been beveled
Your plain and peeling storefront leveled!
Your hair and clothes characteristically disheveled
Op...
that damnable deisel!
1 comment | posted Jul 26
that implanted monkey brain, it's doing just fine
having seizures at my leisure in a hamper near the Rhine
told me when the battery died that I'd be free
let me off the leash, let me make a burrow in a tree
without the diseases, the stresses, t...
oh sam
post a comment | posted Jul 19
no point talkin like gas money's a big deal
who needs half a tank when you've got sex appeal
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
1840 blues
post a comment | posted Jul 16
i carry the stain of the 20-day flu
that illness contained by locked door and shuttered window
as i lay in bed twenty days and twenty nights
engaged in a constant, invisible fight
maybe not today, my liver collapsed
maybe not a gulp of blood...
car-fun=0 feet+fun=1
post a comment | posted Jul 15
I'm hungover, not in full form
but here's some rhymes to fall asleep to
keep your bed feeling warm
AGH AGH VOMIT
AGH AGH SPONGE
I GOT 99 TOILETS
AND I AINT USED ONE
spektor respect 'er
post a comment | posted Jul 8
Why am I in bed with food?
My sheets are red but I'm not in the mood
I've gotta get a girl with an attitude
Flat feet pushing beats 'til her head explodes
Regina Spektor, you better not heckle her
She'll have you in half nelson, speakin Russ...
babydoll
post a comment | posted Jul 7
if i had a blowtorch i'd burn off your skin
you're not just thin, boy, you're a walking skeleton
lupines are too kind: epitaph 1.9
post a comment | posted Jul 6
my lupines died, drowned in love and water
nothing like love to set off a slaughter
edible transducer, aint nothin juicer
post a comment | posted Jul 6
hey! how are you down there?
don't look at me strange cause i got wires in my ears
don't throw those rocks cause i'm in hot pursuit
of god, the devil and universal truth
lost squid SOS
post a comment | posted Jul 5
a pretty yam, smeared with jam,
will someday prove my salvation
but lost at sea, alone and free
i'm all too aware of my station