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EthoSensei

20 years old

Oneida, KY

Male

About

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

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The Elegy For Skinny Neck Jan 12

The Elegy For Skinny Neck

Skinny Neck, what are you doing
when you put your finger on me?
I want to show you the stars,
whichever ones are out.
Let's put that finger on the moon,
my hand around your wrist,
your finger dipped in the bowl

O Skinny Neck,
that is ...


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The Internet Monk Fans Group The Tom Waits Group The The Boondocks. Group The The Invisible Children Group The Relevant Podcast Listeners Group

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lazy bear
fish
Claire
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das-kollektiv.net says:

thx :-)

posted Mar 6