VIRB

If I had a hammer, I would certainly not hammer in the morning.

For a couple of reasons:
A) I like to sleep late and would not want to get up early to hammer stuff.
B) I've had the misfortune to live next to a couple of construction sites in my life, so I know just how goddamned annoying that early morning hammering is.

So if I had a hammer, I'd wait at least until late morning, like 11am or so, before I started hammering. And I'd knock it off by 6pm or 6:30 at the latest, only hammering into the early evening.

I would, however, be willing to hammer all over this land, because I love to travel.