A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
An exploratory alien spacecraft from the funky planet Nar 316 was thrown off course by a meteor and came crashing to earth. There were no survivors.
A short time later, a herd of dinosaurs wandered near the radioactive funkiphied crash site and were forever changed. Their DNA began to mutate over time; some quickly, some slowly. From this radioactive, funkiphied herd of dinosaurs evolved such legendary creatures as the Funkasaurus, Zeus, Moses' brother Aaron, Socrates, J.S. Bach, Count Dracula, Harriet Tubman, Ghandi, Otis Redding, Grover Cleveland, James Brown, Bill Brasky and the Geico Lizard.
And now, in the year 2007 A.D. four strapping young lads, who all carry that same strand of funkiphied dino DNA, have come together in Music City USA to join forces and kick out the jams.
Prehistoric Funk for your Junk brought to you by:
Luke - Giganotosaurus
Connor - Dilophosaurus
Carl - Velociraptor
Austin - Tyrannosaurus Rex

View Chronics of the Nar's EPK
Luke - Giganotosaurus (Lead Guitar, Vox)
Carl - Velociraptor (Lead Vox, Guitar)
Austin - Tryannosaurus Rex (Bass, Vox)
Connor - Dilophosaurus (Drums, Vox)
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"We all admire the spangled acrobat with classical grace meticulously walking his tight rope in the talcum light; but how much rarer art there is in the sagging rope expert wearing scarecrow clothes and impersonating a grotesque drunk! I should know." (Vladimir Nabokov) Thank you for your friendship! Musical greetings from Munich/Germany! Feel free to download my music!
posted Jan 28
Thanx accepting the add !! Your dinosaur makes us trippin' !! It's great. Lot of groove and fonk. Cheers Tasty
posted Dec 11
giganotosaurus seems to be sort of an incarnation of Hillel Slovak. who cares? i like it.
posted Nov 10
dinosaurs fuckin rule man. its good to know they were ancesters to bach, cos i like him too.
posted Nov 8
I'd certainly go along with that.. Blows the Boss unit I have away like a westerlie in wallangarra eh? Rock on guys. Have a good day eh?
posted Oct 17
G'day guys. Thanks for the add. What kind of Wah are you guys using? It sounds awesome. BTW Chronics of the Nar plus a few letters becomes Chronicles of Narnia but you probably already k new that. Have a good day eh
posted Oct 17
Abbscules says:
i LOVE the new song guys!!! Great guitart solo Luke!!!! Great song!!!!!
posted Jan 31