Recent Blog Posts
Year in Review
post a comment | posted Dec 22
In this edition: Whats being going on, who is that handsome man, and why is he wearing a cat on his head?
Police Brutality
post a comment | posted Jul 19
Nothing gets the party started like a good old fashioned riot.
I can't think of a title right now
3 comments | posted Jun 3
Find out what chalkley's been up to in his latest blockbuster blog post: I can't think of a title right now. Coming soon to an RSS feed near you.
Not-So-Recent Blog Posts
My Holidays in 20 Seconds
post a comment | posted Mar 20
Wow. So much has happened over the last few weeks it’s a blur. I’ll start from the top:
1. School finished. Holidays rule.
2.Parents quit smoking. Frigging awesome, they say every cigarette takes 5 minutes off your life
3. Christmas. Bonanza! The main present was the Wii, which with Wii Play, Wii Sports, NFS Carbon, and Legend of Zelda: TP, never ceases to disapoint. I still need to get a lan adapter so I can go on the internet, which in Australia, is harder than it sounds.
4. I saw Casino Royale today. Easily the best Bond film ever. 4.5/5 stars.
Well, that’s about it folks,
Chalkley3 Out!
Happenings: The Sequel
post a comment | posted Mar 20
..."For me $45 a week sounds like a pretty sweet deal, seeing that all I really do is spend 4 hours pushing buttons (We've got a touch screen system. Fancy!) on the register and fucking up other peoples orders."...
Puke, and Vista (No Connection)
post a comment | posted Oct 8
..."After feeling wimpy for 10 minutes I let them pressure me into going on the Mega Drop. Bad Idea. This thing is psycho. It takes you up 45 metres then in about 2 seconds it lets you drop all the way down at 204 km/h with a force of -5.5g"...
Electric Boogaloo
post a comment | posted Oct 2
..."Well. It took 8 hours (seriously) and enough curse words to script another South Park movie but we made it and that’s the important thing. bitch"....
School... Oh Noez!
post a comment | posted Sep 27
...."We also lashed out and bought a new lounge suite. This is very good since our old couch actually crunched every time you sat on it. Plus we have a gay pink chair that only has 3 wheels and is more brown than pink anymore. For a design-oriented guy like me it drives you insane. The good bit is that our new sofa is leather (unfortunately the crap el-cheapo type, not the nice natural semi-anilene stuff you see at the shops for 5 grand a chair)"....
Profanity Buzzer
post a comment | posted Mar 29
..."If I quote this post here, I'll probably go to jail. Definitely NSFW"...
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