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god is a unicorn.

single gay male seeks seeks married female who likes to set things on fire. also must like poking holes in things, then filling said things with water to watch it run out.


i love music. movies are my life. i can whip your ass at any kind of trivia game. i hate romance. i have the best friends in the world. i stopped having birthdays. people sometimes mistake me for a six foot three lesbian, so i grew a gotee, but it still happens all the time. one day i will be on SNL.i love eames era furnature, counting crows will forever be my favorite band. i don't like to drink anyomore. margaret cho is the love of my life.i wish i could have been alive in the 60's cause deep down i am so mod it hurts, i want to be kelly rippa's personal assistant when i grow up, and i would turn str8 for sarah silverman!!

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. Mar 2

if i had a mini pincher i would name him The Great Vincenzo, and i would love him for all time. gawd i want a dog so bad.

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flicks

ghost world, wet hot american summer, donnie darko, welcome to the dollhouse, happieness, storytelling, jawbreaker, tank girl, high fedelity, about a boy, iggby goes down, mean creek, all the friday the 13th movies, empire records, threesome, realiy bites, clueless, rock n roll highschool, kill bill 1&2, splash, mystic pizza, gypsy 83, psycho beach party, the virgin suicides, the anniversary party, adventures in babysitting, i heart huckabees, dead birds, me you and everyone we know, freeway

jams

veruca salt, morrissey, she wants revenge, the smiths, bikini kill, catfight, weezer, that dog, blondie, franz, belle and sebastian, badly drawn boy, velvet underground, blur, bob marley, greatful dead, ani, tori, fall out boy, counting crows, taking back sunday, guns n' roses, queen, abba, indigo girls, of montreal, green day, my chemical romance, lily allen, regina spektor, the ramones, the clash, posion, +44, tv on the radio, o.a.r.

the idiot box

THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM, the girls next door, ANTM, so you think you can dance, jeopardy, lingo, the white rapper show, split ends, little people big world, degrassi, strangers with candy, fat actress

paperbacks rule

tales of a fourth grade nothing, ramona quimby age 8, about a boy, high fidelity, milk run, candy girl, any thing by, lori netaro, or, paul feig

for fun

camping, concerts

i like

eames, theater, music, reality t.v., setting things on fire, poking holes in things