How did we come to this?

15 billion years ago the big bang went kaboom! That is when time and space was suddenly created and explosions set atoms flying through the universe gravity then made this matter all congeal together and then became the galaxies and all the suns and all the planets one of which is earth where the chemical reactions went bloop bloop bloop bloop blah, life was born, single cell creatures soon evolved into a huge variety of sea creatures which pulled themselves onto the land and they became the dinosaurs but they died out, mammals became widespread with their hair and boobies they became the monkies and starting using tools and walking on their hind legs and gettin really brainy and the next thing that you know there are all sorts of tribal human being who started digging holes and planting wheat as well as taming wild animals, someone invented writing, massive cities rose and fell and emperors fought wars like Alexander the Great and later Queen Victoria who came from England like my ancestors who came out to Australia they also came from France I think, I don't know all the details but eventually my parents met and had a sexual encounter and then 9 months later I was born and I grew up and met you at my local high school we became the best of friends but we never lived together and then I was browsing the internet one day like this and I came across this site called virb and it was really great, I was editing my profile, and then, i entered the personality section, and you asked me, how did we come to this?

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coming up on 2 months May 3

...since my last

mhmmm bored a little Mar 17

indeed the bottom of the barrel is full of monkeys

As Time Goes By Feb 21

no matter what the future brings

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• Jerry Lee Lewis - Sweet Little Sixteen (with Ringo Starr)
• Jerry Lee Lewis - Who Will the Fool Be (with Solomon Burke)
• Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls Of Fire
• Jerry Lee Lewis - Rockin' My Life Away (with Ron Wood)
• Jerry Lee Lewis - Lost Highway (with Delaney Bramlett)

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Ratatouille, Cars, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., Toy Story 2, A Bug's Life, Toy Story, James Bond, Goldfinger, From Russia with Love, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Oceans 11, Ice Age, The Iron Giant, Star Wars, King Kong, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The Simpsons Movie, Lord of the Rings, After the Sunset, Pirates of the Caribbean, Austin Powers, Indiana Jones, Little Miss Sunshine, The Departed, Jurassic Park, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, Monty Python, Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Sting, Night at the Museum

Music

Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Randy Newman, Van Morrison, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Pye Project, Ray Charles, The Cat Empire, The Blues Brothers, Robbie Williams, Queen, John Mayer, Monty Python, Michael Giacchino, Lano & Woodley, Joe Cocker, Hootie & the Blowfish, Harry Chapin, The Dixie Chicks, Elvis Presley, Elton John, Creed, Chris Cornell, Cat Stevens, Brad Paisley, Billy Joel, Powderfinger, Bernard Fanning, Bee Gees, Bob Seger, Steve Miller Band, The Waifs, Matt Costa

Television

Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Victor and Hugo: Bunglers in Crime, Dad's Army, Black Books, Father Ted, Jericho, Heroes, Mythbusters, Spicks and Specks, Extras, Prison Break, The Simpsons, Boston Legal, My Name Is Earl, Blackadder, Little Britain

Books

The Belgariad, The Mallorean, The Tamuli, The Elenium, The Redemption of Althalus, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Long Way Round, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Alex Rider Novels, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Matthew Reilly, The Temeraire,

Interests

macs, apple, james bond, pixar, reading, movies, tv, photography, filmmaking, cooking, eating, swimming, hanging out with friends, norfolk island

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• Jack Johnson - 491
• Jerry Lee Lewis - 442
• Queen - 350

Top Songs - see all

• Lullaby - Jack Johnson & Matt Costa - 47
• How Can You Mend A Broken Heart - Bee Gees - 43
• Once In A Lifetime - Bobby Darin - 43

Top Albums - see all

• Bob Seger - Greatest Hits - 380
• Jerry Lee Lewis - Last Man Standing Live - 319
• Ben Harper & the Innocent Criminals - Lifeline - 247