I am the kind of person who believes that it's better to keep at least a mildly enigmatic face online and let people infer what they can based on my profile information.
Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
"He insulted you; I punched him. Seemed like the thing to do." -Malcom Reynolds, Firefly, "Shindig"
"He was the only swordsman I have ever met who used prime and octave--used them, I mean, as readily as sixte and carte. Everyone learns them and my own master made me practice them as much as the other six--but most fencers don't use them; they simply may be forced into them, awkwardly and just before losing a point." -Glory Road, by Robert Heinlein
"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind." -Thomas Paine
MALCOLM: There's no bottom, none, / In my voluptuousness. Your wives, your daughters, / Your matrons and your maids could not fill up / The cistern of my lust, and my desire / All continent impediments would o'erbear / That did oppose my will.
-Macbeth
"The subject for tonight's lecture is rhythm. The beat. The driving force that holds our lives together. Without rhythm your heart wouldn't beat, without direction, without mood, and without shade. And so tonight we say: Hip hip, chin chin, the rhythm section." -Hip Hip Chin Chin by Club Des Belugas
FatBoy Slim, Raquy and the Cavemen, Ray Charles, Citizen Cope, Joan Osborne, Rockapella (before Barry Carl left), Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (before they went too dark), various individual songs by a huge variety of artists. I like a huge variety of music and dislike even more.
Heroes, Hustle, The West Wing, anything by Joss Whedon, Studio 60, The 4400, What Not to Wear
Shel Silverstein, Agatha Christie, Isaac Bonewits, Deborah Lipp, Linda Goodman, Scott McCloud Alice in Wonderland, And Then There Were None, Animal Speak, Cat's Cradle, Dandelion Wine, Losing My Faculties, The Bell Jar, The Gods Themselves, The Illustrated Man, The Mysterious Mr. Quin, The Power of Babel
Photography, reading, writing, listening to music, dancing, challenging the social norm