Who the Hell is This Allison?

I'm some twenty-something white chick with a blog. So original. I am a collections agent, which means I get to be a bitch on the professional level. I have a twin brother whose sole purpose in life is to piss me off, and then make me laugh two seconds later. I have a super-smart sister who I think is a mutant, because only mutants can have ginormous brains. I have a boyfriend who is pretty friggin' sweet. And by sweet I mean good in bed. Um...I go to school, but who wants to hear about that? I know I don't. I'm in The Bacon Society along with Scar Lung and Half Brow. They are my best friends besides Lizbot the Enforcer.

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Irrational and Not In Sound Mind Mar 21

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Movies

Damn...let's see...Shawshank Redemption, Gardenstate, Fearless, Doom Generation, Star Wars, Life Aquatic w/ Steve Zissou, 300, Stranger Than Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Anchorman, Footloose, Say Anything, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Paper Chase, The Purple Rose of Cairo, The Departed, Kill Bill (both), Dead Poets Society, The Producers, Sin City, The Devil's Rejects, and other movies of such

Music

If I can sing to it, shake my ass to it, and feel to it then I like it. But not country, that shit is evil. Most of the time I enjoy Indie, Death Metal, and 70's rock

Television

LOST, Cowboy Bebop, The Sopranos, Arrested Development, Venture Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Beavis and Butthead, Daria, Reno 911, Scrubs, Boston Legal, Trigun, Ghost in a Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Weeds, Boondocks, Robot Chicken, Wondershowzen, Aeon Flux, Clone High, Coupling, Big Love, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Star Trek: The Next Generation

Books

Leaves of Grass, Walden, The Sociopath Next Door, The Lucifer Principle, anything by David Sedaris, and so on and so on

Interests

books and stuff, people, the brain, web comics, insults, drinking, and lookin' good Oh, I also collect art-toys and other such figures. It's pretty awesome.