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i am a defective human. i am very sarcastic. i think in claymation. i speak fluent german when im drunk. i am on lots of pain killers right now because my ankle is probably broken. i think i might like this better than myspace. i talk to myself... outloud. i like penguins alot. i dont think uppercase letters are that necessary unless used in a formal context. i will probably change this later. i like to dance. i can most likely drink you under the table. im a natural blonde and i hide it by dying my hair crazy colors.... mostly red for now. im moving back to the east coast very soon. i am done writing for now.

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stuff that interests me

evil people/things/ideas, "thinking outside the box", penguins, stories about stupid humans, subcultures of any kind, meditation, videogames, graphic novels, anime, piercings, shiny things...

stuff i listen to

many genres of EDM out of those i LOVE funky house music and funky electro. give me anything with a funky warm and dirty bassline and itll make me shake my butt. non EDM = punk, industrial, classical, funk, disco, indie, pop, RnB, oldies, a bit of country, and i have been known to listen to polka.

stuff that rots my brain

the riches, will and grace, that 70s show, the sopranos, music videos (just to learn dance moves. heh), scrubs, brittish comedy, sci fi.

stuff i read

i like christopher moore... alot. same with shakespeare, vonnegut, wilde, sedaris, and a few others.

stuff i like to do

read, drink, dance, look at art, dye my or other peoples hair, rearrange rooms, people watch, play solitaire (3 card vegas style, baby!), chat online, daydream, go to shows, shower (hygene is a good thing), passive agressively mess with the general public, read web comics, read manga, watch anime, play video games, harass ppl via txt msgs.