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About
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. I am often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I manage time efficiently. I can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru
Movies
Horror Flicks, Zombie movies, and good ole fashion action films (with a few randoms): 28 Days Later, Alien Vs. Predator, Army of Darkness, Ace Ventura, Back to the Future, The Burbs, Dawn of the Dead (2004), The Descent, Die Hard, Fight Club, Flight of the Living Dead, Gleaming the Cube, Gone in 60 Seconds, House, I Am Legend, The Italian Job, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Moulin Rouge, The Pest, Princess Mononoke, Red Eye, Resevoir Dogs, The Rock, Seven, Sin City, Snatch, STAR WARS, Super Mario Brothers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tombraider, Wayne's World, X-Men
Music
Obviously I'm all about dancing: Atmosphere, Black Black Ocean, The Bloody Beetroots, Brian Mcsweeney, BT, Calvin Harris, Daft Punk, Dance Band, Digitalism, Dizmas, The Faint, Fischerspooner, Foreign Islands, Fountains of Wayne, Guster, Head Automatica, Hot Chip, Hot Pink Delorean, interpol, Jimmy Eat World, M.I.A., Malente, Mew, Michael Bublé, Modest Mouse, MSTRKRFT, Mute Math, Panic! At the Disco, Phoenix, The Police, Q and Not U, The Rapture, Shout Out Out Out Out, Steve Miller Band
Television
America's Next Top Model, Arrested Development, Heroes, John Stewart, Lost, Sex and the City
Books
Holy Bible, Fight Club, Ender's game, A Problem From Hell: America and the Age of Genocide, Shake Hands With the Devil, Stiff: The Curious Life of Cadavers
Interests
Alphabetizing things, art galleries, art history, bad (read: corny) joke-telling, Banksy, cats, climbing trees, concerts, crossword puzzles, dadaism, dancing, Found magazine, horror movies, human rights, Karaoke!!!!!, Marvel Comics, Megaman, music industry, Nintendo, Non-fiction novels, photomontage, Salad Fingers, sarcasm, scrabble, screen printing, smart humour Texas hold 'em, text twist, touring, volcanoes, X-Men, Zelda, and of course: Zombies
Top Songs (VirbTunes) - see all
- Brand New Key - Melanie - 7
- Joy To The World - Three Dog Night - 5
- Listen To The Music - The Doobie Brothers - 4
Daniel Richard Rushton says:
Get some pictures you nerd!!!
posted Jan 11