TidbiT

Portland, OR

Billboard

Greetings Earthlings, I'm Nikolai. I am also knows as Nik Fury, I dj and produce music for my fellow earthlings. I enjoy an asortment of art, music, film and literature so feel free to share any glorious work you might have or know of. I'm pretty easygoing and don't go through life with grand expectations. I like to meet real people and share a good laugh when at all possible. I like smoothies, Macaroni & cheese, Ice cream, Chai, rice and tofu.(not all mixed together though). I also enjoy biking, talking(in person), camping, Video games(not a crime) and meeting real people. I don't like talking on the phone or text messages, onions, pickles, mustard, Liars, Tyrants, Fakes or lazy-fat-takers. I have to be careful with what I say sometimes, because I'll actually tell you what I think about almost anything. I'm a scorpio, but a good one, If that's possible. I reserve the right to change my mind. If you want a beer get it yourself. I don't tan well. I have retarded feet. I like to sit down when I talk. My mind wanders, but I'm not A.D.D. but If I was I'd only play second edition. Jazz and talk radio only. If I were a celebrity I'd have the biggest party without any other celebrities, just everyday people there. If I were rich I'd own a rocketship and give free trips to the moon and steal cheese from it all the time. If I were president I'd keep my word, and share the splendors this great country has to offer. If I was a genious I'd write the formula for love and cure all hate. If I were an athlete I'd treat all the women I met with respect. If I were a domesticated animal I'd be a big fat lazy cat like Eric(my cat, living Budha) If I were an Painter I'd paint the sky without any smog. If I was a farmer I'd plant a forest.